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A wheelchair twink is someone who is wheelchair bound and such a twink that it is humanly impossible to identify as anything else. Twinks are typically gay or bisexual men with a slib build and young appearance however, a wheelchair twink is slim built with a face older and wrinklier than your great grandpas left nutsack that got smashed by 3 hammers, two trains, and 6 nail guns. Wheelchair twinks will ALWAYS deny they are members of the twink community as to keep anonymity alive.
The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.
You see that guy over there in the motorized wheelchair and raisin-esque face? He must be a wheelchair twink.
Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus
Yo where’s chisum
Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap
A twink’s bestfriend who keeps him from making poor decisions. Usually a pretty girl with similar interests as the twink. Without his handler the twink will turn into a demon twink (the WORST kind of twink)
“that twink handler needs to do a better job of controlling her twink; he’s literally demon twinking rn.”
“michael is having a hard time; he just lost his twink handler”
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A Twix Twink is a Twink specifically for someone who likes Twix Candy.
Person 1: Oh, they like eating Twix.
Person 2: Really? What a Twix Twink.
A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
A “Person” who has a permanent bar code for a mcr album on them at all times.
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
Person A: do u think Matt is a emo twink
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo