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Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.
Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!
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When someone gets offended over something that doesn't even include them or thinks that something as simple as a joke is targeted negatively at a specific group or minority.
Guy: Bro, she is straight up going Twitter on your ass.
Guy 2: All I did was tell a joke!
(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.
Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.
Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.
I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!
1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld
2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"
"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.
Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.
When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first
"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"