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When your pubic hair grows so long, you are able to braid it. Hence "Vagina Rope".
"That girl last night was so hot, Right Jim?"
"She could've been better, she had so much pubic hair, I could've made a vagina rope".
The man loses everything in a divorce.
He was the vagina victim when she left.
When a female wears such a short skirt that a view of her vagina occurs periodically.
"Bro, that girl's vagina winked at me all night from the dance floor"
The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.
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Vigina Cookie
/vēgina kōokie/
Adjective
1. A Cookie that is produced by the use of ingredients or products of a vigina.
Synonym: cookie, vigina
Noun
1. Someone who has the characteristics of a vigina and is small and soft like a cookie.
Synonyms: cheese, chafe, tube
Dude, he looks like a vagina cookie today.
Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.
"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"