When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.
"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!
A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
Noun:- (plural)
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit
Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker
Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0
A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.
"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".
Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.
Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...