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Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009


wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 November 09, 2015


Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022


Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014


Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 13, 2021


Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole

Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!

by 666tacos August 20, 2020


Wenis Waxing

Wenis waxing is very important to substain a healthy strong wenis. You need to take part in this everyday if you want a great wenis. most people who wax their wenis have better wenis sex. you need to wax your wenis at least 15 times a day.

Jeff: Gena are you using that candle anymore?

Gena: No, why?

Jeff: I need wax to take part in Wenis Waxing, i ran out.

gena: Ok. Sure, you can have it.

by Jeff Taco December 29, 2010