damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.

Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.

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Well, I never!

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

Well known striker

Alex Kingi-Booth

Marcos “look at Alex’s shot” Jule “he’s a well known striker” Marcos “very good my friend”

Devil's Ink Well

A Devil's Ink Well is bought into being through the act of masturbation. Upon climaxing the man's ejaculate runs into the belly button filling it up and forming and an ink well of sperm and semen.

Amy wanked off Bryan so hard last night , i heard he made a devil's ink well

get well soon

1. What you say when someone/something dies.

2.What you say when someone/something either fails misrerabally, gets destroyed, or has no chance whatsoever of recovering.

Dude one - "Did you hear the news? Boyd Coddington passed away today"

Dude two- "Man that sucks. Get well soon Boyd."

Get well soon low gas prices.

Get well soon Titanic.

Get well soon Michael Richard's career!

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all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

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Well Too Bad!

A phrase that is usually yelled. Generally when someone says they wish to do something or want something. Usually it is used intentionally to make fun of a person.

"Hey do you want a drink of water?"
"Yes, please."
"Well Too Bad!"

"I really wish I could play the cello."
"WELL TOO BAD! You suck at it."

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