Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

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wet squid

Another word for pussy or vigina

Man you're a wet squid!

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wet burger

A wet burger is any sort of canned or bottled beer. Wet burgers are generally enjoyed cold, and can be quite refreshing.

"I'm going to the 'fridge, do you want anything?"
"Yeah, hook me up with a wet burger!"

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wet towel

A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.

"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!

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wet seal

California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion

Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits

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wet line

The act of snorting a freshly blown load of jizzum.

I came on the coffee table and Janis did a wet line.

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Wet Carl

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.

I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.

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