Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

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Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor

Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!

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capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

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Tossed The Whale

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.

Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.

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whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people

guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"

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whale shark

Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.

Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel

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whale tailin'

when your thong can be seen above your pants

wow she is whale tailin' tonight

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