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Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you
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This means that your boyfriend smells and doesn't shower
"when it rains it pours Gavin"
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What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
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Donegal Slang for " She/he is doing well/will do well
Or
She is hot.
"See that Nicola? She'll be some pup when her tail grows"
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A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.
Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
It means that you don’t want someone to speak to you.
Person #1: I don’t care
Victim #1: well did you hear…
Person #1: shut ur mouth when your talking to me.
Victim #1: *proceeds to feel offended*
A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies: