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An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated
all have been my where you
companion soulmate
Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?
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What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.
Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
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Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.
"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"
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in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.
australian expression for micturition
I'm going to go where the big nobs hang out
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One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.
"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix
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Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).
The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".
Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!
Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?
Fred: Yeah..
Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!
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