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When your penis is hard because you have to pee
Roiel drunk to much water now he has yellow wood.
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GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
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Gay ass Catholic school where they touch little boys. Also an STD
I’m sorry sir. You have been diagnosed with Archbishop Wood
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An erection obtained by either being in presence of or imagining a Prius.
"Yo dude, look at that Prius"
"True,Im getting mad Prius Wood right now"
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One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".
Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -
Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?
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This is when your girlfriend, wife or someone elses wife deep throats your cock and you hold her head all the way down until she starts gagging and yacking on your wood!Hense this is known as "Yack Wood"
"I can't do it Billy, I'll Yack" she said
Billy replied "All the way down to the balls and give me Yack Wood"
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an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.
"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"
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