Angry Willis

Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.

Eric drank an Angry Willis on Saturday and broke several bottles and glasses.

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

Willy Packer

A guy who cant be found

Wheres that willy Packer at?

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

A wild willy

A floppy dick that bryton Williams uses

Your such a wild willy

willy wonka

The hottest mf in the fucking world. I'd let him Willy my Wonka ;))))) Only if I get a taste of his chocolate 🍫 😋 😏

Dammmmm Willy Wonka lookin mighty fine 2nite
Yeah Imma hit that ass rnnn