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An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.
Scottie you ndirty dirty old man.
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when you're whoring 6th line before chemistry class and then you come to class late because you were snorting cocaine and fucking a goalie's hockey stick
yo brotha i just got a dj mk bax today it was unreal
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“DJ Forget” AKA “Lil Ginga Nigga” a ginger kid lacking a soul so instead yoinks souls from other people.
-Owner of Minecraft Lets Play Season 24 Episode 56
-Owner of future of god-tier Peedo Moustache
-Proud Owner of the Vergin until 45 card
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I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)
Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!
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They a goofy ass couple who are clingy asf and get on my nerves but they cute together
“Have you seen hayden and dj in the hallways?”
“Yeah, there always holding hands🙄🙄”
“Yeah but they are cute together”
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"Did you hear that DJ AM died?" "Really? I guess you can say he's DJ PM now"
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