A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.
Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.
A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!
Desert Bus is a map from a Roblox game called Evade. Even though it is arguably the most mid map that has ever touched the game, it's by far the most voted map out of all the 37 maps. If it appears in the voting screen, you better hope that your favorite map isn't there since you won't be playing on it anytime soon. One of the unwritten rules of Evade is that whoever votes for Desert Bus first, is officially the coolest person in that very lobby.
Person 1: Ughh, it's Desert Bus again.
Person 2: More like Shit Bus!
Person 3: Come on guys! At least we will get to watch half the lobby get ran over by the bus.
Trash and debris blown up into unsuspecting patrons faces as a bus leaves the curb
1. "Aw man my eye ! Stupid bus dust!"
2. Person 1:Dude you can't eat that sandwhich !!
Person 2:Why?!! It's just a little dirt
Person 1:"No dude ,It's bus dust!"
The ride where your bouncing harder than a hookers titties in the middle of anal
When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.
Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.