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Women who are lowkey in social settings but are actually pretty funny when you talk to them. Very underrated.
Yo who is that girl over there?
I don’t know but if she ain’t a Bitmoji Woman, I don’t want her.
"Americans are upstarts"
"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
Bob: Alina is on her ladies days
Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period
A woman you wouldn't typically take home but you're too inebriated to know better. Then in the morning you put her in the trunk so nobody sees you with them.
"He was so drunk he took a trunk woman home"
As opposed to the meaning of the word "Woman" in "Discursive" (Language) or "Performative" (a la Butler et al.) terms, the term Embodied Woman refers to women for whom the body has been the site of experiencing their femaleness.
I say I am a woman not because I feel like a woman or because of the clothes I desire to wear but because this patriarchal society's response to my existence as a human being has had a lot to do with the fact that I have boobs and a vagina. Moreover, I have the capacity to get pregnant, and I get periods and all the bodily experiences that come with it such as PMS, PCOD, cramps, etc. Thus I say that I am an Embodied Woman.