You can't act gay for all of may
Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!
A bastardization of the word anime invented by encyclopedia dramatica
Imma bouta go watch sum Annie May
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Give your girlfriend hugs from behind๐Kiss and smack her ass๐๐คฉ
May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend
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May 7th is the day where the cutest, prettiest girls are born! They are sweet, fun loving, and drop hot beautiful!
Girl: my birthday is may 7th
Friend 1: no wonder
Friend 2: you are very amazing!
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The day you have to send a picture of Shrek to your crush
DO IT
Your crush: wow you send me a Shrek picture on the 31 May what a good idea letโs get together
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A blessed day for people who have the tendency to not just break the ice around new people but utterly shatter it. People born in this day are Mood Makers.
โYou know that chick Teresa, I heard she was born in May 15thโ
โNo wonder she can chat with anyoneโ
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