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One of the most beautiful creatures in existence. This man would be the equivalent to if all avenger superheroes were combined to make a compelling, dominant, dynamic, mighty human with a massive penis.
Mahan: If only I was as big as Adam Khan.
Adam: Shut up right nioooooooow!
An infamous and wonderful road in Maycomb, Illinois. It is the biggest party street in the midwest, as it borders Western Illinois University and has the majority of the schools frat houses on it. Everything from 900+ person parties to 12 person beer bong structures have been seen. Consistent parties almost every day of the week, with a special emphasis on thirsty thursday and holiday weekends. Also, while unproven, Adams Street is generally considered to be the biggest market for Keystone Light, a particular brand of light beer, in the entire United States. The general party atmosphere is only aided by the notoriously lax and generally lazy Maycomb police and Western's own Office of Public security. Ranked as one of the best party streets in the country (top three normally) and easily the most fun you can have at college.
Grant: What are we doing tonite?
John: What we do every night...
Grant: Ahhh, adams street
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A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.
"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"
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1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.
A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.
2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."
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Renaissance Man, Patriot, God among Men.
Renaissance Man Adam Carolla, saving Americas youth from losing their behyman since 1995.
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A so called "actor" who plays seth cohen, an annoying sarcastic prick on the oc. Hes also been in couple of movies such as mr and mrs smith and thank you for not smoking, playing the same character he does on the oc.
girl- did u watch that mr and mrs smith, it got that adam brody.
girl2- no i havent. who does he play
girl- the only person he can play
both- "seth cohen" ha ha
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The ultimate HBIC.
Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.
On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.
When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."
There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.
Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.
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