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This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.
A common sexual act in the remote north:
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.
When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long
Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins
A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.
Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.
The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.
"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!