April 4

National anal erection day

Oh boy, I can't wait for April 4th

April 31st

April 31st is a special day. 'Special' in the sort of way that lands you in a mental institution.

"Hey, see you on April 31st, Tim."

April 10th

National ask your crush out day, Don't be shy! Ask them out!

(girl) "i like you.."

(boy) "i like you too :D" "but why didn't you do this earlier?"

(girl) "Its April 10th! National ask your crush out day!"

April 26th

Happy birthday Ethan

My favorite bar mitzvah boy born on april 26th, happy birthday ethan ~Dad

April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.

John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?

30 April

National Hitler died day, we should make it a holiday cause yes I said so

- it's 30 April
-So?
- let's celebrate cuz Hitler died in 1945

April 8th

International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 8th too.

Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 8th! Let's get it on bestie!