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April 4

National anal erection day

Oh boy, I can't wait for April 4th

by TastyBurger October 17, 2019

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April 31st

April 31st is a special day. 'Special' in the sort of way that lands you in a mental institution.

"Hey, see you on April 31st, Tim."

by Commarchinin April 12, 2015

53๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


April 10th

National ask your crush out day, Don't be shy! Ask them out!

(girl) "i like you.."

(boy) "i like you too :D" "but why didn't you do this earlier?"

(girl) "Its April 10th! National ask your crush out day!"

by Lovehandle987 April 7, 2020

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


April Smarts

The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."

Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.

Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.

Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!

Tom: April Smarts, I got you!

by mynameiserik April 9, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


April 26th

Happy birthday Ethan

My favorite bar mitzvah boy born on april 26th, happy birthday ethan ~Dad

by joinednothing March 1, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.

John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?

by michellesmentos March 21, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


30 April

National Hitler died day, we should make it a holiday cause yes I said so

- it's 30 April
-So?
- let's celebrate cuz Hitler died in 1945

by Qthanasia January 27, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž