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When a cop drives by everyone slows down .
(skunk becuase there car is black and white)
Girl 1 : dang! everyones got skunk fever .
Girl 2: Heck yeah ! come on everyone speed up!
Orange jello that is spit out looks like skunk thorp. Also, overcooked dumplings that have have been extracted from shit chicken and dumplings look like skunk thorp.
Feed skunks by hand and get accidentally bit, goes to ER has to have rabies shot(hurt like a bitch)but continue afterwards to hand feed them all 7 and 5 babies now that’s a skunk whisperer JLA/MAA Even catching baby possums can be this too just gentle hands for cute lil wildlife
Lee was feeding only one skunk we named him Rocky and soon they brought the neighborhood to feast every night on soup, Rotisserie chicken, cheese,crackers,other leftovers,& before we knew it we had 12 & 5 babies that all loved the skunk whisperer and we loved them. Even had baby possums too! Michelle even loved the skunk whisperer he was so brave (or crazy) feeding them by hand he got bit accidentally and had to have Rabies shot but after that he didn’t care he still fed them . It was so nice, I’ll love the skunk whisperer forever
To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
What you say when you smell pot at the beach
“smells like a beach skunk”
Any one person who consistently smells like cat piss/ b.o./ or any other terrible stench.
The dumpster skunk is here, you can smell where they've been.
A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?