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The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.
Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!
1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created
*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*
"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
.A rude way to say I don't care at all
I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.
A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.
Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.
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