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"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"
In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.
- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
when you're so awkward it cripples you in any situation where you need to speak
hello and i'm eve please excuse my awkwardly awkward sense of speaking
- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.
- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."
- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.
Silence*
Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here
Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is
*Conversation begins.
Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.
Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*
Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.
Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.
sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.