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"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"
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In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.
- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
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when you're so awkward it cripples you in any situation where you need to speak
hello and i'm eve please excuse my awkwardly awkward sense of speaking
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- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.
- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."
- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.
Silence*
Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here
Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is
*Conversation begins.
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the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.
sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
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When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.
You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.
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the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.
"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her
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