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To bend over and fart into your partners mouth while naked.
"yo, last night I totally gave Lafonda a hot air balloon! She passed out."
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"Yo Ricky, I could really go for a Hot Air Balloon go wipe your ass."
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When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.
That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.
Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.
The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.
The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.
I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon
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When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.
See description.
Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
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The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.
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(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
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