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A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.
einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with
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I saw a fine chocolate bar walking down the street.
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(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.
Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
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go over to the other side {away from people}/ { to have a private talk}
Girl: I would like to tell you something important?
Boy: ok, shoot.
Girl: can we side-bar?
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A grappling move that breaks the opponents arm, usually at the elbow
I finally got landed an arm bar for the tapout
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1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
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What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.
In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars
Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "
Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "
Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "
Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B: "Umm..."
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