bar fly

A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.

einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with

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Chocolate bar

an Attractive dark skin woman

I saw a fine chocolate bar walking down the street.

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monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

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side-bar

go over to the other side {away from people}/ { to have a private talk}

Girl: I would like to tell you something important?
Boy: ok, shoot.
Girl: can we side-bar?

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arm bar

A grappling move that breaks the opponents arm, usually at the elbow

I finally got landed an arm bar for the tapout

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Color Bars

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

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full-bar

To be incredibly enthusiastic about something, almost to the point of sexual arousal. Used if an aquaintance constantly bleats on about a particular person, place or thing. Normally accompanied by the lifting of the arm gesture whilst slightly bent at the elbow

Golly, Tarquin has an absolute full-bar for playing polo on a Sunday

or

I have a full-bar for a sweet sherry today

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