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an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.
oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.
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A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.
Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.
A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster
Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
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A phrase muttered out loud when one doesn’t have the answer to a question. Also used in random sentences and awkward silences to cause confusion.
Usually said in an alarming or strange tone to make those around you more uneasy then they normally are.
Joey: Hey chuck, do you know who won the super bowl last year?
Chuck: .... .... Battle Royale!
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I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.
To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time.
"Fortnite battle pass.I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.
To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time."
"yes."
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Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.
Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"
Mother: "lol wut?"
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When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!
Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.