A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster
Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
A phrase muttered out loud when one doesn’t have the answer to a question. Also used in random sentences and awkward silences to cause confusion.
Usually said in an alarming or strange tone to make those around you more uneasy then they normally are.
Joey: Hey chuck, do you know who won the super bowl last year?
Chuck: .... .... Battle Royale!
I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.
To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time.
"Fortnite battle pass.I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.
To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time."
"yes."
Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.
Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"
Mother: "lol wut?"
When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!
Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.
When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.
King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.
A scene full of moist little pussyholes
That breh is UK Battle rap, what a pussyhole