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You are trying to flirt with someone and they’re dirty but you’d **** them anyway..
fair (adj.)Old form(s): faire
handsome, good-looking, beautiful
Her: What are you wearing? 😂
Him: cloths
dirty cloths
Her: Fair enough
Someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a chav. The opposite of a chavemo.
George Clooney has savoir faire but I have chavoir faire.
Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
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Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times
We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter
a term to describe the phenomenon of how easy it is to become viral in 2021. this widespread phenomena occurs in large part due to the growing number of people both creating and consuming content on social media platforms, compared to five years ago.
while it's a natural progression of our collective societal attention, the social ramifications should also be considered. one of those being, an appalling number of people are blending their online personas with their everyday realities. while at the forefront, this is harmless. we'll only be able to really dissect the affects of this cultural shift in about ten years, when more of the masses have rejected aspects of their waking real lives for the cultivation of an online persona.
overall, people should just remember real life can be just as fulfilling as the online content they both make and consume. mindful meditation and designated introspection time should be prioritized.
Josh: yo can you believe this 13 year old has 17k + followers on tiktok? that's a big number.
Jared: perhaps in 2010, that would have been impressive. but everyone and their cat has a tiktok account. I have 5 accounts right now. and im following that content creator on two of them. hopefully there's no social ramifications of our society's rapid shift towards a social media driven culture.
Josh: oh sorry, I couldn't hear that last part. I was just using 75% of my last paycheck to make this one tiktok. you know I have 50k subscribers on my YouTube channel? all I do is post mushrooms with aesthetic music in the background.
Jared: while your personal expression is definitely worth celebrating, you should also recognize it's laissez-faire virality. don't go to insane lengths for the internet clout. remember who you were before you posted the mushroom videos.
Josh: you're just jealous that I'm a content creator. all you do is meditate all day.
Jared: the other day you said you'd buy Elon musk's brain implant to stream your lofi beats more efficiently.
Josh: im buying it on credit. so what?
A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.
I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.
Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.
I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.