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Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?
Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
To be as oblivious to someone's feelings as Phineas was to Isabella's.
The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.
Not to be confused with "to finesse".
You really don't want to Phineas someone, it really stings.
I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.
A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!
Hey what’s today’s date?
December 5th
Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha
If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.