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Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.
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The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
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It's the female equal of an erection.
It obviously is not literal but more like, in her mind.
He teased her, so she got a she-boner.
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The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.
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The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.
I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.
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A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.
Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
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usually refering to a female, or more exactly a fuckin hotty that you would pray to have sex with, and would be one of the best thigns you remember about your life.
To have sex with her would be boner-rific.
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