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The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
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This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"
" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on
"thats crazy dude"
"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
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When you unzip your pants and stick out your dick and balls through the fly, resembling a belt buckle.
yeah, jerry unzipped his fly and asked if i'd ever seen an Arkansas belt buckle before..... lets just say i puked a little.
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Small brown penis flopped over the belt
Have you seen Brother Mattes's belt buckle?
Noun: A sexual act where the male anally penetrates the female and then, "reaches around" and inserts his fingers into her vagina. If all 4 fingers are used the motion is similar to a cowboy tugging on his belt buckle.
Formerly known as a greasy briefcase.
My wife was so drunk and horny last night she asked me hitch her up like a Rocky mountain belt buckle!
Yul...
"I love pink lemonade sour belts a lot!"
"Bro just say yul"
North Battleford Belt Buckle
When your girlfriend is riding you reverse cowgirl in the back door and gets off but lays her load on the region between the belly button and your nethers.
"I had the best time with my girl last night till her gave me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
"We couldn't see each other any more she keeps asking to give me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"