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When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers
*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?
Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/
Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!
when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.
man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.
A junkie wit no cash but his money
Wojak : "please hand a dolla or react to my tiktok!"
Chad : "Sorry, i don't give money to booger stoinks im kind of wealthy."
A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"
While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.
Greg walks into Jeff's office
Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?
Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.
Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..