boots junior

Somewhat - but not entirely - lame, disappointing, or otherwise not good. Also used as an expression of mild disappointment or discontent.

A weaker form of "boots" (short for "bootsy").

Sally: "It turns out Round Table is closed, so we'll have to order Papa John's instead."
Kirk: "Boots junior."

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boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

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quaker boot

when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'

me: 'oh baby, that feels so good! I'm about cum!' 'QUAKER BOOT!'

female: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Fishy Boot

It's what tough, chewy, unsavory seafood can taste like sometimes..............even at the most upscale restaurants.

Ugh! I paid $45 bucks for this surf and turf and it STILL tastes like a fishy boot. No tip tonight!!!!

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fruit by the boot

Kicking Some Dude In The Grapes!

That Guy Drank My Beer So I Gave Him Fruit By The Boot. Now He Won't Be Contaminating The World!

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clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

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clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

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