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The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Slang word for male homosexual
Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.
Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!
Not doing anything
Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'
Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'
When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.
Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.
Yes, that is serious bum hunger.