Jeb Bush

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

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bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

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bush club

When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"

Chris was wasted last night so we initiated him into the bush club on the way back from the bars.

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bush toot

When you have a bush and it smells like toot. Bush toot.

She walked by and I asked if she tooted, she said no. She had bush toot.

Bush Dart

A dart (cigarette) you found in the bush. Best kind of cigarette to smoke because you never know where that darts been, adds an adrenaline rush to a regular old smoke.

Hey Joe, found a couple bush darts, let's hack em and see what happens.

bush-mustard

Bush-mustard is the fishy, creamy substance that is in the bush (hair) of a stanky vagina.-When the vagina hasn’t been cleaned in a while it creates bush mustard.

“I went down on the bitch, and her stanky pussy had bush-mustard in it.

Throw It In The Bush

An all-encompassing term meaning to get rid of something.

Ex. 1: Tom couldn't finish his cookie so he threw it in the bush.

Ex. 2:

A - "My internet plan costs nearly $100 a month!"

B - "That's ridiculous! You need to throw it in the bush."