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Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.
Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".
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The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.
Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.
Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...
Rando- y e s
The Magic button is Also known as clit
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A slang term for a woman clitoris
"She loves it when you play with her easy button"
"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"
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For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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To make oneself throw up by putting a finger down ones throat. Possibly after a heavy drinking session.
I've drunk too much, I'm going to have to push the button down the toilet or I won't get to sleep.
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"button up" mean put an end to it.
Woman, I don't want to hear it again - button up.
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The butthole on a woman (also known as the Balloon knot). When pressed it may only work 50% of the time. When taking her doggy style you press it with your thumb and she jumps and rejects, it works and ruins the moment. But if it dissappears in her ass then it doesnt work and you can continue.
I was doing her from behind and pressed her reset button. She screamed and yelled "what the fuck are you doing!!" As she put her clothes on and stormed out .
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