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A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.
Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!
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to take a poop- as in a number two as jefferson is on the two
oh man it gotta change in a jefferson so bad i think im touching cloth
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Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar Changes, in Lafayette, Louisiana. Related to the caboose slag but a few years older and having a few more STD's.
Dude you went home with a Changes Slag.
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Sexual act involving a male partner urinating on a second (or multiple) partner(s) to remove sperm previously ejaculated on his/her's face. It is usually performed with one partner standing, or otherwise elevated such that his reproductive organs are adjacent to the "recipient's" face. The second partner(s) may sometimes kneel or adopt a crouched position to facilitate this. The sperm must not necessarily be completely removed, as it may sometimes contribute to the final result by mingling with urine.
The name refers to the organic "change of gears" which takes place when the first partner must switch from ejaculation to urination.
I stood by that kneeling woman and sprinkled her with my sperm, then performed a "Change of Gear" and urinated all over her head and neck.
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A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
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To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.
An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!