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Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 04, 2011


Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019


Asian chest

A unit of measurement equivalent to 7 cubic centimetres

Xiao Li’s chest is 2.4 Asian chests

by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023


put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020


danger zone chest

Synonym of soaryn chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"

by The Derpy Squid April 25, 2014


treasure chest

a girl's genitalia

she loved to have her bf explore the gems and jewels in her treasure chest

by gringo feliz April 16, 2014


Treasure Chest

A carton of XXXX Gold

“Hey mate! Thank Christ of Friday, how bout we piss off early and pick up a treasure chest

Sorry about the mess, you’d think I’ve made a treasure chest, with all me Golds laying around”

by NicM94 September 14, 2022