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A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
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B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
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A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.
Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.
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A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.
Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night
Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut
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An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.
Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'
Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'
Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'
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An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.
Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.
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Used in similar fashion as Holy shit except the cock part makes it more ear catching because no one is expecting it
Someone who sherpa's your cock into, or around, a girls vagina.
I got laid last night thanks to the good work of Jon, the cock sherpa.