The 'Mercy Code' states that any bro must let another bro off the hook for a dare or bet that has been lost if it has serious impact on their ability to get chicks. If any physical bet was lost, the better must revoke the claim if the bettee is going to be trying to get girls within a certain time frame. For example, if the bettee has parties coming up, he must be at his prime. A true bro knows this. And therefore a bro must help him as much as possible. If the the 'Mercy Code' is broken, then whoever broke it shall be considered a dog to his fellow bros.
Guy #1: "Did you hear what happened to jake?"
Guy #2: "He got the mercy code from sean didn't he?"
Guy #1: "Nah sean completely dogged him, made him go to Jessica's in a thong. He's a little shit"
The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.
Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.
I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown
I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night
It’s like morse code but in farts!
“No one understands me and Billy’s Fart code!”
“Talk in fart code so they don’t understand.”
“Give me the test anwsers in fart code when we take the test.”
A kid that calls people hackers when they win something in a game, usually little kids but can differ.
Kid: *wins* doot doot
Code Caller: hACkS, iM REpoRTinG yoU
Kid: noooo plz don’t
A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.
Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!
M.O.E = Money Over Everything Code
When you want money so bad bad it's all you can think about. Everything you think about is to do with money, "If it ain't about the money stop wasting my time".
Person 1: Dude I think I'm living by the M.O.E Code
Person 2: Why's that bro
Person 1: I turned down a slay with a bad bi**h last night, to work on my portfolio.
Person 2: Yeah bro you have M.O.E