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Last resort public highschool for all the kids that couldn't get into Carr. Asians fill the school. All the ugly people are in relationships. The gr 12 go for gr 9 & the gr 9 go for anyone. Maybe 20 hot girls & there usually with the hot assholes. teachers are all assholes about uniform and no one goes to class. Beefs in the parking lot & field. And most of the school is all cousins with eachother. And everyone says there gunna leave but never do.
Guy 1: yo that grade mine is so hot
Guy 2: yeah bro she gave me dome at this party then madeout with my bestfriend
Guy 1: actually woah dude Hook me up
Guy 2: but I think she's running brains in my friends basement right now
Guy 1: dawg only at woodbridge college
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It is believed that these type girls (majority around the ages 18-24) are supposedly the most mature, most attractive looking, & most open-minded girls you'll meet once you finish high school. However, they are not like this at all.
In reality, lots of college girls are about as immature as high school girls. They are the one's who are responsible for causing more drama than any group of people. Some college girls are actually whores & all of them date assholes. The ugly ones are Feminists while the pretty ones are morons. They aren't exactly very open-minded either. People, such as nerds, gamers, goths, etc., are still considered "losers" by their standards. All college girls are whores & will fuck anyone they so please---this is why college girls make terrible relationship partners. The ones who got fucked in high school & are now single moms (baby mamas) should also be avoided because they are whores.
College girls might be great eye candy, but they are not relationship material.
All college girls are the same! They are always dating assholes while complaining about it. College girls have no souls.
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When you get home from college and you take a good poop because you're back on your own throne. This cannot happen in college because of the public restrooms and cold seats.
College dropouts are a top priority when arriving home from college.
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A tiny NESCAC school located in New London, CT. Home to real money drugs, lots of booze, and asshole lax and hockey bros. Thurs-Sat nights get weird and you wont remember most of them. When it gets lame on some nights there is a pretty good bar scene just down the road in the town of New London.
I visited a buddy and had an overall real good time. The bros are like any other bros at these types of schools.. They will call you a fag for no reason but if you get passed that, good place
Connecticut College Bro: "whats up pal, want a beer shower?"
you: "no, thanks. ill see you later"
Bro: "pussy"
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Roanoke College is a private school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful men and women. About 80% of students that go to Roanoke come from boarding schools or private schools. Roanoke provides a very well respected and prestigious education to those who attend. Although it may be costly, a degree from roanoke helps you make a lot of money. Roanoke is a beautiful school that is also very big on greek life. Most of the students that attend are involved in a sorority/fraternity. There is always something to do on campus and the rich kids know how to party hard. Roanoke is a great private schools in the country along with Washington & Lee, Elon, Wake Forest, and Hollins.
Roanoke graduate: I graduated from Roanoke College
Employer: you're hired!
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Formerly all-male residential college at Rice University, originally a showcase of Brutalist architecture, used to be selected mostly for science and engineering majors, was known as the Animal House of Rice, home of the Halloween party called NoD.
Probably never spoken at Wiess College: Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Wiessman!
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A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.
Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!
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