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The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
A love of like-to-like, where cone-cells are habitually drawn to colorful cones -- all quite cone-ventional.
-- Yeah, he not only couldn't take his eyes off her, but reportedly insisted on leaving the lights on.
-- That's cone-love for you.
When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.
Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone
An ice cream cone filled with shit and left at an ex’s house after you got ice cream and he dumped you.
I left a dung cone at brads house last winter.
The art of a gracious Swedish man, placing a cone on his chin. #ConeChinning
One takes a Swedish man, a cone, and places it gently on his chin. Cone chinning