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"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:
A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.
A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
Cop thoses mean to get something but something steal something take something
"You bro I'm going to need for you to cop thoses hyper jade jordans but get 2pairs
Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.
I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.
The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.
Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!
A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
"Hey do you follow dank cop on Instagram"
"hell yeah I do my fellow racist"
These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.
Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!