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Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
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When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".
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When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
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When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
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Rare medical condition in which you have a micro-penis.
"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.
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1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.
2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.
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When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.
Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.
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