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Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.
2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'
2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death
i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me
verb
a. To make clothing with underage children
This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.
By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.
Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date
Friend: I love Harry styles
You: Bro you must be cranked
The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked
“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”
To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you
“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”