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Tribe Friday Street Cult

The Tribe Friday Street Cult, a small cult of 100 people that will spread the word of Tribe Friday to the masses, and also helped spread the message of Tribe Friday's newest album Bubblegum Emo.
EST 19th May 2022

Friend: What's the Tribe Friday Street Cult?
Me: The Tribe Friday Street Cult is to help spread the word of Tribe Friday. One example was spreading the word of Bubblegum Emo.

by Tribe_Friday July 21, 2022


the giggler cult

the giggler cult is an inside joke group chat on gamejolt.com, also wing gaster from the meme wing gaster hates it for some reason

dawg what the fuck is the giggler cult
yummy
bro

by yeit September 02, 2024


Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"

Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."

by Hym Iam February 08, 2025


what is a kam cult

it is a cult with people our king is kam kam is our leader u wont find these many cults their is only a lil out their kam is kam kam is our kam kam is us kam is we kam is kam KAM is our favorite song kam kam kam it is a easy to join this cult kam will sniff u and he will see if your the chosen one kam can smell your fear it is a cult with killing and eating we have parties every Friday and our next victim is on Friday the 13 kam kam we love kam we are kam kam is kam kam kam kam kam is us we evil kam is evil us is evil .......... sincerely kam

what is a kam cult it is evil

by fluffyunicorncat February 08, 2021


what is a kam cult

it is a big cult with people and the king is kam we respect kam kam is very rare and fragile you'll never see this kam often we obey our leader kam it is very easy to join this cult kam will sniff u n see if u are the chosen one to join the cult he can smell your fear he will know if your the chosen one it is filled with killing and eating and we have parties every Friday kam will look for his next victim to kill on Friday the 13 you only see these few cults out their

kam is kam kam is our kam kam will forever be our kam KAM IS US kam is one n one is kam kam is evil kam is we we are evil evil with kam kam kam kam our favorite song is kam kam kam sincerely kam

what is a kam cult this is what a kam cult means n what it is n what it does

by fluffyunicorncat February 08, 2021


stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER

Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult

by The_real_SBG January 05, 2021


Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...

And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024