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When someone agrees to post you messages or emails on a certain time or day using a computer or digital device with internet connection however they don't post the messages after making such plans.
Person A: He told me that he'll email me tonight, however I was waiting for his email and messages on facebook but it never showed up. I saw him the next day, only for him to tell me, that he forgot to send the important email. He cyber-stood me up. Didn't he cyber-stood me up?
Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.
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A bad trait someone shows on the internet when they don't like someone by their skin color.
Person A Messaging Someone on Skype: What, you don't like me because of my skin color, you sir, are a cyber-racist.
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When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting
Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
Quite literally the definition of god, actually gives constructive criticism and does not give a shit about offensive memes made about him. And one of the few discord moderators that is not a Linux shill....
gayboysami: yo, did you hear about cyber (discord moderator)???
everyone: yeah hes great
Yin: Come and be gay like the rest of us, come on, become a linux shill... I know you want to....
Cyber: Hell nah
gayboysami: can I have a tech channel cyber
Cyber: Sure
Yin: dlskfjdsalkfjdsalkfsajdkflsajdflkasf no no no come on be an annoying idiot like me
A beautiful cyber security professional
Lexi, the great cyber fairy goddess, secured my RAM in port 69.
When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit
When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.
The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.