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When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.
Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward.
(n.) an insult given to the annoying person trying to play devil's advocate.
"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"
"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"
THE DEFINITION OF GOOD AND EVIL
THE PUNISHER IS A DEVIL GOD
when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore
Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
"the devil's abroad", i.e., destruction and death from wild and furious forces are eminent; all hell has broken loose.
Reference, * Gillespie*, Sir Henry John Newbolt's poetic account of the Vellore Mutiny of 1806
"The Devil's abroad!" , shouted the deck hand as the giant fish rammed the flailing craft and stove in its timbers.