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When you and your football coach husband agree to fucking with a strap on
Dayum Jeff that was such a well coached game! Wanna go into the bedroom and hit a dirty Devin?
While being pegged by the largest dildo you can legally buy, and reciting the Barney theme song in the voice of pee wee Herman. If he cums, he is to then lick the goop off of the dildo
Trying something new, hell yeah, let’s try the dirty Devin tonight
He is the boy every girl wants! There is nothing to dislike about him. He is athletic and adorable. He can be SUPER cheesy; which is perfect. He knows how to keep someone wanting more. He's everything I need and more. I don't know how I'd survive with out him. He's the one I look forward to waking up to everyday in the future. Hes the one you look at and giggle! Hes a loser but you have to love him .
cuz youre the apple to my pie,
your the straw to my barry,
your the smoke to my high,
and youre the one i wanna marrrrry
I love you Devin Blais ! :) (L)
This means that they have a big gap.
Somebody smiles *sees the gap* OOOOO SHE GOT A DEVINNNN😭
Devin and Mia are people meant for each other, Devin and Mia are meant to get married and deserve to live the rest of their lives together in a family
Oh ! Devin and Mia will get married
When you need a software developer's help to accomplish basic things in a system.
This system is unusable, we need DEVine intervention even to update an order's status.
A doll with a golden heart and an ethereal soul. Probably busy slaying, purring, girling, and twirling. Her love will last forever. And ever. And ever.
"Have you seen that travel influencer girl with the selfie stick on instagram reels?"
"You mean Devin Halbal? Her face card never declines omg