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Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.

by SSKa August 6, 2012

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ailema disease

Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing

Emily has the ailema disease

by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017

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assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

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diseased vagina

Diseased vagina:

A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.

Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...

by The mucker January 29, 2016

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homosexual disease

when your bro say something kinda homosexual, he has contracted the homosexual disease

"Bro that was kinda homo, I think you contracted the homosexual disease

by horizontalverticalline March 20, 2020

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Nehmy Disease

This disease is known to spread when a human is in contact with a "Nehmy" ( A person who enjoys having sex with dogs and is a pedo). Some say that Nehmy also enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls. Being sick with the Nehmy Disease can cause heart attacks, gain insane amounts of weight, be gay, turn into a pedophile, and live for 500 years minimum.

I think I just caught the Nehmy Disease!" - Bart

by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018

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Amogus Disease

Amogus Disease Is when Someone see's A Crewmate From the 2018 Game Among Us In normal Places Such As bins.

That bin Is kinda Sus tbh.
Holy shit You Have Amogus Disease

by SacknanaYT April 25, 2021

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