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Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing
Emily has the ailema disease
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sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday
Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday
Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.
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Diseased vagina:
A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.
Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...
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when your bro say something kinda homosexual, he has contracted the homosexual disease
"Bro that was kinda homo, I think you contracted the homosexual disease
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I'm not going down on my knees begging you to adore me
Can't you see it's misery and torture for me?
When I'm misunderstood, try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Some people have to be permanently together
Lovers devoted to each other forever
Now I've got things to do and I've said before
That I know you have too when I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
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This disease is known to spread when a human is in contact with a "Nehmy" ( A person who enjoys having sex with dogs and is a pedo). Some say that Nehmy also enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls. Being sick with the Nehmy Disease can cause heart attacks, gain insane amounts of weight, be gay, turn into a pedophile, and live for 500 years minimum.
I think I just caught the Nehmy Disease!" - Bart
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Amogus Disease Is when Someone see's A Crewmate From the 2018 Game Among Us In normal Places Such As bins.
That bin Is kinda Sus tbh.
Holy shit You Have Amogus Disease
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